Guns and women

**[MAG] ChEeZeLs** · 09-03-2010, 11:06 PM

TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE # ONE REASON:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

**[MAG] TankSkank** · 10-03-2010, 10:44 AM

Roflmfao!

**[MAG] Runesz** · 10-03-2010, 02:25 PM

i laughed... unfortunatly my girlfriend was reading this to.... couch again tonight

**[MAG] ChEeZeLs** · 10-03-2010, 02:41 PM

LOl poor runesz but on a brighter note im sure tanky has a large collection of ladyboy flesh lights ya can borrow =P

**[MAG] GusGus** · 10-03-2010, 02:48 PM

nice 1

and yes tanky has many many special lady boy products

**[MAG] Toybunnie** · 10-03-2010, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Runesz

i laughed... unfortunatly my girlfriend was reading this to.... couch again tonight

Lol, i think u n tyrant may have something in common

**[MAG] magic** · 05-05-2010, 04:25 AM

nice 1

**[MAG] Starcraftmazter** · 05-05-2010, 05:21 PM

I like that last one :D

**[MAG] Manmademat** · 12-05-2010, 09:19 AM

lol

**[MAG] Lebenflek** · 06-06-2010, 07:35 PM

I saw the thread title and thought "Two of my favorite things!"

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09-03-2010, 11:06 PM	#1
[MAG] ChEeZeLs Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Mount G Age: 22 Posts: 1,229 Points: 77 Add my xfire	Guns and women TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?' #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE # ONE REASON: #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. __________________ __________________________________________________ ______________

10-03-2010, 10:44 AM	#2
[MAG] TankSkank Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Goulburn NSW Posts: 2,690 Points: 84 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women Roflmfao! __________________

10-03-2010, 02:25 PM	#3
[MAG] Runesz Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Alice Springs NT Age: 21 Posts: 263 Points: 0 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women i laughed... unfortunatly my girlfriend was reading this to.... couch again tonight __________________

10-03-2010, 02:41 PM	#4
[MAG] ChEeZeLs Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Mount G Age: 22 Posts: 1,229 Points: 77 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women LOl poor runesz but on a brighter note im sure tanky has a large collection of ladyboy flesh lights ya can borrow =P __________________ __________________________________________________ ______________

10-03-2010, 02:48 PM	#5
[MAG] GusGus Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bendigo Age: 38 Posts: 1,619 Points: 41 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women nice 1 and yes tanky has many many special lady boy products __________________

05-05-2010, 04:25 AM	#7
[MAG] magic Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 50 Points: 1	Re: Guns and women nice 1

05-05-2010, 05:21 PM	#8
[MAG] Starcraftmazter Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sydney Age: 21 Posts: 841 Points: 106 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women I like that last one :D __________________ BC2 GameArena Captain :: Sign up for our team! Fixing BC2 Hitboxes

12-05-2010, 09:19 AM	#9
[MAG] Manmademat Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Mittagong, NSW Posts: 246 Points: 8 Add my xfire	Re: Guns and women lol __________________

06-06-2010, 07:35 PM	#10
[MAG] Lebenflek Join Date: May 2010 Location: Armidale Posts: 81 Points: 6	Re: Guns and women I saw the thread title and thought "Two of my favorite things!" __________________ ...Thank God I'm an Atheist.

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