I have to ask this as you said something's that don't seem.....well Australian.....are you from New Zealand by chance or even more likely did you grow up with a lot of kiwi's around.
Anyway welcome to the clan the ladies is 4th door down on your left. Kitchen is behind you help yourself to whatever is in the fridge, bins go out Wednesday, oh and the first Friday of every month is nudist day so yeah welcome and see you on the battlefield real soon.
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